Archive for the ‘hood status’ Category

Ninja, why don’t you got a iPod yet? Son, iPoor!

Ninja, iPoor!

This goes out to all y’all ninjas on the hustle day in day out while cats walk by left and white with their pretty little white headphones. You have two options:

1) Be ninja-ish and rob them


2) Be even more ninja-ish and cop this shirt

via HighT3ch


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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 4:11pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,life,clothes

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Ann Coulter: Bill Clinton is Gay! What’s That Ninja Got to Say For Himself?

Coulter Clinton Beef
Just when you thought you’d heard all there was to hear about big ninja Billy, Ann Coulter came out and said he "displays some signs of latent homosexuality." Ahahaha! Now, whether or not he is (I think we can all draw our own conclusions), this video response from David Letterman is tooo funny.

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Posted: July 29th, 2006
at 5:03pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,youtube,life,celebrity

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Sandals and Socks Were Like So Last Year!!

Quite possibly the greatest sandal and sock photo archive ever compiled by man. These ninjas know how to represent!

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 5:50pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,life

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A Shout Out to the Feds! My Ninjas!


This is a quote from the story about a relatively unintelligent ninja who just got bagged for his CD. I guess the feds were running a drug case and used his lyrics to find who they needed to find. I wonder how much they paid the analysts…

I also wonder how many dudes named "pookie" got fingered in the investigation. Here’s a quizzle:

Terrence "Big Chef" Jones and 20 others were arrested last week, bringing an end to a 16-month narcotics investigation of the Bushwick Houses, called "Operation Bushwhack". Big Chef referred to himself as "the 500-gram cooker" and the "bag twister" in his lyrics, and listed the names of his drug-dealing crew in the liner notes of his CD.

"It’s like the confessions of a rap star/drug dealer," Inspector Steven Powers of the Brooklyn North Narcotics Unit told The NY Daily News. "We looked at it and said, ‘Wow, he’s giving a lot of details about his life".

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 2:46pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,crime,drogas

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MY Ninja, Please! 7/27/06: Felon Skips Jail, Builds Apartment in Toys R’ Us, Then Robs His New "Home"


The video of the presently convicted.

The video alone speaks for itself… My Ninja, P… do I even have to say it?

Props to Ian for being a net ninja.

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Posted: July 27th, 2006
at 12:47pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,crime

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Welsh MC Devvo and Shady Pies Hold It Down


I’m not sure what that is, but knowing those Carthridge mothas, all is good- just takes a couple minutes to take itAAin. Repping what would be known as "Chav Culture," MC Devo talks about the studio and "Shady Pies" then plays a track for the Devvo to rap over.

Last line of video: "I ain’t givin’ you me number cuz we ain’t got one!"

[ed: I don’t know if these cats are elite… or patently ridiculously, you be the judge.AA But definitely watch through to the end, as that’s when the music video comes on, idd’nit?]

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Posted: July 24th, 2006
at 9:49am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,music,drogas,not ninja-worthy

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Wanna see Chris Tucker!!? I know I do!

Chris tucker on

So we got another mail from Xavier:

I kno it’s an amazing video… this connects with the last post i had with the n*ggas that are ninjas when i talked about my man chris tucker… well enjoy my fellow ninjas!!!!

And remember at the end of this clip my little ninjas make sure you say those magic words "ninja vanish," cuz that’s the last you’ll being seeing of Mr. Tucker.

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Posted: July 22nd, 2006
at 4:15pm by X Man

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,youtube,celebrity

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"Robotic Overlords" Now… Gross


"IT BEHAVES like a cockroach. It smells like a cockroach. It is accepted by other cockroaches.

But it is not a cockroach. It is a robot and scientists say that its invention is a breakthrough in mankinda€™s struggle to control the animal kingdom."

Damn… I know a few ninjas who behave like cockroaches too, but they ain’t robots.

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Posted: July 22nd, 2006
at 4:13pm by Bunnz

Categories: hood status,robots

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Melt Down Your Pennies!!


"The penny is going to disappear soon unless something changes in the economics of commodities," says Robert Hoge, an expert on North American coins at The American Numismatic Society.

A new push to do away with the penny is being considered, which will mean rounding to the nearest nickel on all purchases. Myninjaplease! You can’t screw me out of my pennies…

While this isn’t the first time officials have tried to remove the coin, this is the first time it has cost more than 1 cent to make a penny [currently it costs 1.2 cents]. So clearly the ninja thing to do would be do melt down these suckas and cash in while you can… or make shurikens.

article at CNN

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Posted: July 22nd, 2006
at 11:49am by orangemenace

Categories: hood status,bling,life,business

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