Archive for the ‘hood status’ Category

Dont Hate, Fabricate!

Watch a video and read an article of how to build a backwards water fountain out of LEDs.

Looks as though I got a little weekend project.

From StallTheBall


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Posted: August 10th, 2006
at 10:59am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,home,design

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When a Benzo and an El Camino Become the Beast With Two Backs!

The best of both worlds, the Camino, may have flopped, but since when has a flop stopped a ninja at heart? This dude turned his Mercedes-Benz 450SEL into a crazy El Camino / Benz love-child monster-beast!


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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:16pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,bling,whips

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Duct Tape For Life

I got one of these badboys back in the day through a family connection- and well, I never used it, but always wondered how the bunk it was made…

Step-by-step instructions on how to make a duct tape wallet.

From the online manual, Wikihow

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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 4:08pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,gear

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Australia Gets Back To Its Roots

Citing the need to control their fishing waters, Australia has embarked on the development of a new floating prison. Keeping it off the mainlaind is key in this operation. Officials stated that, "We need a vessel that will be able to hold illegal fishers out at sea so we can round up even more of the boats."

"Australia already operates a detention-supply ship, the Oceanic Viking, in its cold southern waters. It is used to hold illegal fishermen caught with valuable Patagonian Toothfish."

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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 2:52pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,life,crime,business

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The Pimp’s Corner: It’s Officially Official!

So our man X, who has had some memorable moments over here at myninjaplease, is famously the most-censored contributor we’ve got. Because he’s our ninja and we know he’s got some seriously funny ish to drop (and also just to stir up the controversy a bit), we hit him off with his own division of myninjaplease, the pimp’s corner.
Go peep it. It’s obviously the realness.

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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 2:22pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,life,business

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Alcoholic Mac Fanboys Unite!


Alright, so I may or may not fall into the above category, but that’s not what we’re here to talk about, is it?

This new iPod Shuffle add-on makes getting drunk while you bump your favorite songs just that much easier. I know, sometimes even ninjas get lazy. You don’t gotta tell me.

Believe it or not, there’s an animated demo.

the iCapOpener by Sergio Trujillo
via HighT3ch

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Posted: August 4th, 2006
at 5:39am by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,apple,drogas

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Ninjas on horses!

crazy-ass horse ninjas

So on a recent trip down to Philly, my boy Mike from The Brilliant Mistake spotted these crazy-ass ninjas riding through the hood on horses. That’s it.

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Posted: August 3rd, 2006
at 11:45pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,too good to be true,drogas

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MY NINJA, PLEASE! 7/31/06: Steely Dan is Heated!

Steely Dan, Peaceful Ninja Beasts
This is a beastly ten-paragraph open letter from Steely Dan to Luke Wilson about a little problem they have. The problem, though, isn’t even with Luke, it’s with his brother Owen and his role in the new movie, "You, Me and Dupree."

Apparently, and I’m sorry Steely Dan, but I wasn’t aware, they have a song about a down and out slacker named Dupree, and they seem to be quite heated that their character has a namesake in a terrible Hollywood movie.

Read past the excerpts from the letter to hear Owen’s response…

Some juicy gems from the letter:

"Hey man - it’s, like, Don and Walt, we’re the guys from Steely Dan, the group, we won those grammies that time, maybe you recall?…

…well, man, something kind of uncool has come to our attention and we’ve got to, like, do something or say something before the scene gets out of our control and something even more uncool happens…

…It’s your little brother Owen C. that’s the problem. We realize what a drag it is for you to have people coming to you about his lameness all the time and we’re really sorry to be doing the same thing…

…But, hey, Luke, man - there is one petite solid you could do for us at this time - do you think you could persuade your bro to do the right thing and come on down to our Concert at Irvine and apologize to our fans for this travesty?…Otherwise, if this business goes unresolved, there are some pretty heavy people who are upset about this whole thing and we can’t guarantee what kind of heat little Owen may be bringing down on himself…

…there can sometimes be some very harsh trips that go down. Your bro may be creating an extremely retrograde reality matrix for himself with his whole sellout moviestar game and there may be some righteous dues to pay, amen…

…For example, there’s this guy who works for us sometimes, he’s not necessarily the kind of folks you want to know or hang with, but if you happen to get in a barfight or some kind of hassle in a foreign country, he’s your best fucking friend in the world…you know what a Navy Seal is, right? Well, this dude’s like that, only he’s Russian…I mean, one time we saw this guy, WITH HIS BARE HANDS, do something so unspeakable that - but, hey man, let’s not even let it get that way, you know?…P.S. Tell Owen to bring his bongos if he wants to sit in -"

Wow. WOW. Steely Dan is gangsta. Hahahaha. I mean, truth be told, I’m no big fan of Owen Wilson either and you’d have to kill me to drag me into "You, Me and Dupree," but seriously, Steely Dan, you ninjas need to get a life. That letter is too hi-larious.

I’m sure that’s what Owen Wilson was thinking when he gave this response:

"I have never heard the song ‘Cousin Dupree’ and I don’t even know who this gentleman, Mr. Steely Dan, is. I hope this helps to clear things up and I can get back to concentrating on my new movie, ‘HEY 19.'"

For all y’all young ninjas, "Hey Nineteen" was another Steely Dan song released in the 70s.
Now, we got mad ninja inductees. Owen Wilson and the fools from Steely Dan!

Steely Dan’s letter from their website

Owen’s response on MyWay News

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 6:15pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,music,celebrity,too good to be true,film

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Everybody Hates The Dentist, Except……

BG updates his game from 250k to 500k.

Wootay, I’m tattooed and barred up
Medallion iced up, Rolex bezelled up
And my pinky ring is platinum plus
Earrings be trillion cut
And my grill be slugged up

See the video- BG at the dentist. To use a word from the man himself, "Wootay!"
From AOL.

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Posted: July 31st, 2006
at 4:21pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,music,celebrity

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