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Car Blogs Not Down With How We Go Stupid

"Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em." - E-40


I was just "ghostriding some forums" when I came across this hilarious post on Left Lane News. It’s a post about Hyphy, and how it’s a dangerous craze sweeping the nation… It links to, like, 5 YouTube Hyphy videos. The funniest thing are the comments. These people actually are convinced this is widespread… instead of a veritable handful of videos filmed in Bay Area High School parking lots. They’re all like… "this trend is so stupid!" Well, duh, they (as in Hyphy participators themselves) only refer to hyphy gatherings as "going stupid" and "riding the short bus." I was gonna tell them that most of them knew nothing about hip hop, and needed to shut up, but then decided it wasn’t worth it.

Their first mistake was probably linking to a Canadian news article. Their second was not reading the hyphy wikipedia entry. Guys, it’s called "Ghostriding the whip." Get it right or get it together.


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Posted: August 17th, 2006
at 10:38am by black octagons

Categories: hood status,music,life,web,whips

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Eve Attempts to Escape the Clutches of a Real-Life Evil Ninja!

I know you all love how half of our headlines have exclamation points. Just for the record, they’re our way of denoting some true ninja ish.

Anyways, for the most part, I try to stay out of other people’s love lives, but this one is just too good to be true. I didn’t know it, but rapper Eve has been dating Teodorin Nguema Obiang, the son of the dictator of Equitorial New Guinea, President Obiang.

President Obiang has been in power since 1979 and reportedly siphons $700 million a year from the oil rich country each year, while it’s citizens live on $1 a day. He doesn’t stop at being a thieving bastard either. He killed his own uncle and the rumor is that he was behind his brother’s "suicide." Oh yeah, and several different sources have reported that he has engaged in "cannibalism." Whooo… Yeah, I said he was an evil-ass ninja, didn’t I?
The money he steals goes, at least in part, to his playboy son’s romantic adventures. From the article, referring to Teodorin, Eve’s love interest:

"Teodorin, the Minister of Forestry, or the "Minister of Chopping Down Trees," as some call him, pursued Eve relentlessly until she finally "gave up" and started going out with him, sources told us. The international playboy spent $700,000 at Christmas to rent Paul Allen’s yacht to fete her on St. Bart’s, tooled around in one of his two Bentleys, and invested $25 million in a rap label, Detroit’s TNO Entertainment."

A source close to Eve says simply: "They will never date again."

Apparently, Eve has come to her senses and realized that if she gets any closer to the family, she might end up "committing suicide" or getting eaten. Let’s hope it’s not already too late.

Article from New York Daily News

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Posted: August 16th, 2006
at 7:58pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,celebrity,crime,politricks

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The Realest Ninja Alive Act II: 3-Way Deathmatch

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Hello boys and girls, it’s that time of the month where the ninja gong is ringing, meaning, it’s time to see once again who is the REALEST NINJA ALIVE, SON! (although Foxy might win on pure grill alone.) This month we feature three very powerful females. Above you see them suited up for business, but watch what happens when… the gloves come off! The results will shock you. A myninjaplease special.

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Posted: August 16th, 2006
at 3:57pm by black octagons

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,celebrity

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The Long Term Investment


Diddy just had his 11 million dollar one of a kind necklace stolen during a raid in Ibiza while partying.AA To the ninjas we hired for this job, where are ya’ll at?? Ya’ll were supposed to come back with that joint.AA Let me find one of you ninjas gallavanting out there with my gems and there’s gonna be a massacre.


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Posted: August 16th, 2006
at 11:34am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,bling,celebrity,crime

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You think you’re lethal? My ninja, please!

For an upcoming program on the awesome National Geographic Channel, a high-tech dojo was created, complete with crash test dummies and high-speed cameras.AA The a€oeFight Sciencea€A lab has led researches to better understand how martial artists generated the power that they do, and led to some really cool statistics.AA In one experiment, the researchers had experts in karate, boxing, kung fu and tae kwon do take turns striking a dummy in the face, to see who could deliver the most force in a single punch.AA The winner was boxer Steve Petramale, whose strike delivered about 1,000 pounds of impact force, the equivalent of swinging a sledgehammer into someonea€™s face.

Next, the researches tested the power of various kicks. They found that a tae kwon do spinning back kick delivered more than 1,500 pounds of force, while a kung fu flying double kick delivered about 1,000.AA The undisputed winner though, which should not come as a surprise to anyone who follows martial arts, was a practitioner of the lethal art of Muay Thai, often called Thai boxing in the west.AA Former two-time Muay Thai world champion Melchor Menor is famous for delivering brutal knees to the chest of opponents at close range while he holds his opponenta€™s head stationary (known as a a€oeThai clencha€A).AA The result?AA An impact with power equal to a 35mph car crash!AA Equally impressive, were ninjitsu hammer fists, which were determined to hit with the same force as a rubber bullet.AA And, an old martial arts legend was confirmed a€" a kung fu punch is indeed faster than any snake strike a€" measuring at 40 feet per second!AA For all you novice ninjas out there, remember one thing a€" Footwork -AA the motion capture cameras showed that all of the martial artists started their punches in their feet, not their fists.AA To read the full article click here.

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Posted: August 15th, 2006
at 2:29pm by Pheezatron

Categories: hood status,web

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Samurai Sword Vs. Bullet

Let the battle of the legendary samurai sword and the almighty bullet begin! Guess who wins, ninjas, please.

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Posted: August 14th, 2006
at 3:41pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,web,weaponry

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Just Like That

The Iranian President has started his own blog. Make sure to click on the right flag!

"Upon the enforcement of the land reform, the status of the villages became worst than the past and villagers for earning some breadcrumbs, they were deceived by the dazzling look and the misleading features of the cities and became suburban and lived in ghettos.
My family was also suffered in the village as others."

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Posted: August 14th, 2006
at 10:17am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,too good to be true

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Stop That!


hahahahaaa…… That’s all.

If you want these (?), you can get them at Prestigious in Lawrencevill, GA.

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Posted: August 11th, 2006
at 1:08am by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,bling,gear

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Got an iPod and still iPoor?


This is for you ninjas who almost copped the iPoor t-shirt but instead pinched your pennies and actually got the real thing. A pretty self-explanatory do-it-yourself iPod boombox. Not the cleanest ever, but definitely easy and functional. Just call it the iHoodbox. You know mine would have subs though, but I guess I’m just a ninja.

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Posted: August 10th, 2006
at 10:47pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,music,apple,home

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