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Keychain Arsenal

"Police and other law enforcement agencies have been told to be on the lookout for two new gadgets — a tiny gun that looks like a key chain trinket and easily could be smuggled onto a plane, and a plastic handcuff key that looks like a pendant."

info at steelturman.typepad


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Posted: October 5th, 2006
at 10:47am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,bling,crime,weaponry

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Sucks If They Happen to Get Your Finger

New $200 keyless finger print recognition system for your front door.

buy at brickhousesecurity

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Posted: October 3rd, 2006
at 2:19pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,life,home,weaponry

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No Lights For Half an Hour in the Land of Ice

"Inspired by the frequent blackouts in his youth (electric, not alcoholic, we presume), Andri isna€™t worried that the darkness will inspire the criminal element. In an interview with a more respectable news source than us, the newly minted Prince of Darkness said: ‘No, we have an agreement with the underworld. Theya€™re just going to look up in the sky. They dona€™t want to ruin it.'"

This ninja claims he wants people to look up and see the stars for half an hour.AA We here at myninjaplease suspect thatAAthis is some sort of scheme for someAAheavy kayakujutsu to be going on under the cover of darkness.AA Sayonara suckers.

Reported from blog.icelandexpress
Interview at visir

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Posted: October 3rd, 2006
at 9:47am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,life

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Ninja on the radio

AAdarinsatter.gifAA nominated for one Ninjie in broadcasting

An aspiring DJ in Hollywood, FL has been arrested for illegally broadcasting Hip-Hop music over the airwaves of a local Country music station.

Darin Satter, 34, allegedly set up a pirateAAninja radio station, which interfered with 99.9 WKIS-FM’s signal. For several weeks, fans of the station - which is known as Kiss Country - heard Hip-Hop music playing instead of the usual country format.

When fans of the station started complaining about the music selection, WKIS engineers tracked the pirate ninja signal to a local trailer park.

Broward Sheriff Office detectives arrived and found a 30-foot-tall broadcasting antenna outside of Satter’s trailer.

Satter was arrested and charged with unauthorized transmission/interference with a licensed public radio station. He is facing up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

"I figured he had a 2way radio, you know a hand radio," Satter’s neighbor said of the 30-foot-antenna.

"and I said, ‘well, gosh darnit!" … okay I made that part up.AA But this is just an indication that we got strongholds everywhere… even in the trailer parks, baby!

This article woulda been lots better sans all that pirate talk.
Can you imagine all these floridian country fans?AA They call in trying to hear some George Strait and the DJ is like, ok, here ya go:

"It’s okaaaay, it’s allllriiight! **** alll dayyyyy, **** all niiight"

"Well gosh darn honey, turn off that jungle racket!"

Originally from allhiphop

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Posted: September 25th, 2006
at 9:37am by black octagons

Categories: hood status,life,crime

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Make Your Own Bump Key!

No, not that kind of a bump key, you fiends. This kind of shady ninja teaches us how to make a key that can open any door. Those in the know call this a bump key.

Watch the video

via high t3ch

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Posted: September 8th, 2006
at 3:21pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,crime,gear,open source

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There Goes the Neighborhood…

Why the gnomes gotta be black? This hilariously titled (There Goes the Neighborhood) installation piece by Zoe Charlton and Rick Delaney comments on the American dream and the societal divisions of race and class.
see them at mixedgreens

via ArtMoco

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Posted: September 6th, 2006
at 4:53pm by Black Ock

Categories: hood status,art,design

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Prison City

The Bolivian approach to correctional institutions is to build a city with all amenities and let it be.

A photo gallery from

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Posted: September 1st, 2006
at 9:49am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,crime,photo

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How To Swim From Alcatraz

Tutorial at sportswrap.berecruited

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Posted: September 1st, 2006
at 9:44am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status

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Kenyan Hoes May Hold Key to AIDS Vaccine

A new study by researchers from the University of Manitoba suggests that some sex workers in Kenya may have a gene that protects them from contracting the deadly HIV/AIDS virus.AA Researches studied 850 sex workers over the course of three years, some of whom had sex with as many as 30 men a day!AA By the end of the three years, most of the prositutes had contracted the virus, but 130 or so did not, despite having had unprotected sex with about 500 men each.AA The scientists believe that these women might be protected from contracting HIV by a gene known as human leukocyte that enables the immune system to recognize HIV and other similar viruses.
I can already hear ODB in heaven reacting to the news:

"Ooooh baby I like it raw, yeah baby I like it raw…."

Scope the articleAA

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Posted: August 30th, 2006
at 10:07am by Pheezatron

Categories: hood status,life

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