Archive for the ‘hood status’ Category

Bag Bra

Bra that doubles as a shopping bag, or is the other way around? Say no to useless, singular plastic shopping bags!

video at flixya


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Posted: November 28th, 2006
at 8:47am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,green,gear,fo' real?

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Browse Anonymously at Ease

2 steps to browsing safety with Firefox at terminally-incoherent

i.e. visually learn how to BitTorrent works here.

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Posted: November 27th, 2006
at 10:45am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,computers,web,weaponry

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Damn Good Impersonations

video from vids.myspace

rap impersonations by Aries Spears
when the impersonator gets impersonated

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Posted: November 22nd, 2006
at 10:39am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,too good to be true,web

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Tell a Friend!

Did you know that you could tell a friend about myninjaplease by clicking on that lil’ link down yonder below each post that says "tell a friend?" Well duhhh. You can also click the appropriate icon to add us to any of the social bookmarking sites we have listed. If you would like to see more or other features let us know!


Read our RSS and remember, SHARING MEANS CARING, my ninjas!!

[Ed: this would be especially crucial for the post right below]


Ace Dickerson asked us a question:

    1. Ace Dickerson Says:
      Two questions. Call me stupid, but:
      what is "RSS" ?
      and what are the three little image link buttons above "tell a friend" ?

    Well Mr. Dickerson (and I do feel dirty calling you that), I’m glad you asked, you un-saavy ninja. RSS stands for either rich site summary or really simple syndication depending on what ninja you ask. Basically, those links in our sidebar are the links to our RSS feeds. If you use and RSS enabled device (phone, psp, camera, screen saver, browser, umm.. bag of peanuts) then you get a stream from our site of up to date content. That way you dont always have to log in to the site to know what’s going on in the dojo, my son. Thus and therefore, get down on it, my dude!

    Now those little goofy little linked pictures see come to us by way of wordpress plugin Notable which allows you to easily submit an article from this site to one of (in our case) three bookmarking sites. A lot of people use these sites to find web content. For instance, if you have a account you can "digg" one of our articles by just clicking a button? Good deal, right?

    I hope that answers your question and thanks for supporting [tag]mnp[/tag], famly.

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Mike Tyson has a female equal

Mike Tyson

If you’re like me you are not liking boxing as a sport right now. Boxing is missing its pageantry, it’s celebrity, but most importantly the one punch knockout (not just any knockout punch, but one that when you see it, you’ll feel it. Watch this and after realize two things:

1.Boxing is not dead

2.When LL Cool J told us "Mamma said Knock You Out" BELIEVE IT

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Posted: November 20th, 2006
at 1:13pm by Xceleron

Categories: hood status,too good to be true,weaponry,9th dan

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Man I Hate Guns, But…

The prospect of tryanny may not grab the headlines the way vivid stories of gun crime routinely do. But few saw the Third Reich coming until it was too late. The Second Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstance where all other rights have failed - where the government refuses to stand for reelection and silences those who protest; where courts have lost the courage to oppose, or can find no one to oppose, or can find no one to enforce their decrees. However improbable these contingencies may seem today, facing them unprepared is a mistake a free people get to make only once.

The Doomsday Weapon by Jacob Hornberger

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Posted: November 15th, 2006
at 4:25pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,life,crime,politricks,weaponry

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Chrome Children: Live Hiphop is Good for your Soul

Chrom Children

iiight iiight iiight…where to begin? First off, its imperative that everyone reading understand that live hiphop, and I dont mean Luda or Hov [no disrespect, I have their albums too], but real hiphop LIVE is a therapeutic experience. Think you’re not a hiphop fan? Or not an ‘underground’ fan? Well, I dont care. When you’re done here go find tickets to a show, so you can see what I’m sayin, cuz it can’t be explained in this post. All I know is that hiphop speaks to people. So check it.

This post has been inspired by the Stones Throw CHROME CHILDREN TOUR which we here at MNP peeped last night in the Bean. Between J Rocc rippin it on the decks, Peanut Butter Wolf mixing oldschool videos [yeah, I said VIDEOS son] and Madlib/Lord Quas holdin down on the mic, I damn near lost my mind.

But in particular, we’re giving props and a big shout out to PERCEE P, a true ninja in MNP fashion. This dude walked around the crowd for half the show sellin his own CDs. He’s his own street team! I normally resist the urge to buy albums at concerts, but how can you say no when the man is sellin it himself? I had to go to the ATM between sets and hit him up after he went on [was SICK, by the way…ripped it], and bought his last copy off him. And talk about keepin it real, this ish was on a regular ass CD with the title hand written, mixtape style. And now I’ve been bumpin it all morning. ‘…lyrics worse than acid, what we got, scorchin hot, few drops for ya casket, skills are mastered, you bastard. leave you stretched out like elastic…’. Go check him out.

Lastly…know where a great place to act as MNP street team is? HIPHOP SHOWS [any shows, really]. Print out the flyer image and help out the fam.

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Posted: November 2nd, 2006
at 1:29pm by orangemenace

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,youtube,music,too good to be true,fo' real?,real life news

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Oh, that’s why they pay for those ads

We here at have always found the anti-smoking ads from tobacco companies to be quite humorous - portrayed as a PSA from your favorite, moral, ethical, and caring tobacco company, we all know that the real impetus for these ads is the fact that these companies lost lawsuits.

Now, did you ever wonder (as we have) if these anti-smoking ads work just like anti-drug ads? In other words, do these commercials make kids more likely to engage in the behavior they were designed to prevent?AA Well, if you thought they might, you were correct:

A new study in the American Journal of Public Health found that "Youngsters 12 to 17 were less likely to see smoking as harmful and had stronger intentions to smoke after the airing of television ads that urged parents to talk to their children about not lighting up."AA Now that is evil genius! The only difference though: the government is really trying to get people to stop smoking pot with their ridiculous ads - the tobacco companies on the other hand, my inner cynic would say, are really trying to get kids to smoke with these ads, despite their appearance otherwise.

Thanks Philip Morris - you really are the model corporate citizen

Story via the Washington Post

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Posted: November 1st, 2006
at 1:35pm by Pheezatron

Categories: hood status,life,drogas,not ninja-worthy

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Anything But an Anvil

We laughed when the Swedes thought they were stepping onto conquered territory with the C30 Concept car, but fear not, their new, newly customized C30s are straight nasty.

gallery and specs at egmcartech

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Posted: November 1st, 2006
at 11:08am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,whips,design

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