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Now that cat is gangsta!

Dentist David Steele gave his cat, Sebastian, gold fronts to help strengthen his abnormally-developed front bottom canines. How is this cat jiggier than me?

via textually


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Posted: September 8th, 2006
at 4:24pm by Black Ock

Categories: bling,art,too good to be true

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Impeach the Goon

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10 Reasons to Impeach Bush…And One Reason Why the Cowardly Democratic Leadership Shouldn’t Be Afraid to Do It

As prospects grow for a Democratic takeover of the House of Representatives, and perhaps even the Senate, this November, the idea of impeachment is gaining attention. Yet even as polls show increasing numbers of Americans supporting the idea of removing Bush from office before the end of his term, Democratic Party leaders keep backing away.
This is not simply bad politics. It is cowardly, wrong and dangerous.
Let’s look at the facts.

President Bush has committed grave offenses against the Constitution and against the people of the United States. Among these offenses are:

1. Initiating a war of aggression against a nation that posed no immediate threat to the U.S.-a war that has needlessly killed 2500 Americans and maimed and damaged over 20,000 more, while killing over 125,000 innocent Iraqi men, women and children.

2. Lying and organizing a conspiracy to trick the American people and the U.S. Congress into approving an unnecessary and illegal war. (forged a€oeYellow cakea€A document, a€oesigneda€A by a man who hadna€™t been in office for 10 years, at the time of the supposed signing.)

3. Approving and encouraging, in violation of U.S. and international law, the use of torture, kidnapping and rendering of prisoners of war captured in Iraq and Afghanistan and in the course of the so-called War on Terror.

4. Illegally stripping the right of citizenship and the protections of the constitution from American citizens, denying them the fundamental right to have their cases heard in a court, to hear the charges against them, to be judged in a public court by a jury of their peers, and to have access to a lawyer. (Jose Padilla, etc.)

5. Authorizing the spying on American citizens and their communications by the National Security Agency and other U.S. police and intelligence agencies, in violation of the First and Fourth Amendments and the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA).

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Posted: September 8th, 2006
at 3:04pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: life,too good to be true,politricks

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Why You Bustin’ My Balls?

Check out this video for a board game from the 80s called Ball Buster.

via YesButNoButYes

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Posted: September 7th, 2006
at 1:43pm by Black Ock

Categories: youtube,too good to be true

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Segregation Island, Survivor

capt-9ed1104ceabf76c48a7624746f37ece2.jpgAA (the ongoing effects of multiculturalism)

Ok, so… first I’m gonna give you this Rush Limbaugh quote, despite the fact that it’s totally out of context:

Hispanics, he said, "have shown a remarkable ability to cross borders" and "will do things other people won’t do." Asians, per Limbaugh, are "the best at espionage, keeping secrets." Blacks "lack buoyancy" and are "more likely to drown," while the white man’s burden will weigh down the last team with "guilt over the fact that they run things."

The things this guy says, you couldn’t make them up.

The story is that Survivor is apparently about to be segregated by race.AA What this means is that next season’s producers are considering dividing into groups of blacks vs whites and asians vs hispanics!AA I’m not gonna even give you my opinion on this, I’m going to let you make up your own.AA Now go back and read the Limbaugh quote.

"Who would’ve thought reinstituting segregation would cause such controversy? Oh, right. Everyone but the producers of Survivor. "- E! Online

Story via: Yahoo News

[Ed: Thanks to Ms. Barrie for sending this in!]

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Posted: August 30th, 2006
at 12:57pm by black octagons

Categories: celebrity,too good to be true

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Freeze a Snail and Bring it Back to Life! Yeah, You!

MAKE Magazine shows us how to do it. Yes, for real. Now that’s ninja status.

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Posted: August 23rd, 2006
at 6:01pm by Black Ock

Categories: life,too good to be true

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Can’t Afford to Buy an Expensive Piece of Paper?

MIT and a handful of other schools offer classes for free. Via Arsgeek

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Posted: August 17th, 2006
at 12:27pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: too good to be true,weaponry

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Bob Barker Don’t Mess Around. He Dumbs Out With the Best of ‘Em

In 1982, the Price is Right knew how to party. This dude appears to be straight pissy.

And y’all thought hyphy was a new thang.

Video from The Price is Right Site


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Posted: August 14th, 2006
at 11:43pm by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: celebrity,too good to be true,games

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Just Like That

The Iranian President has started his own blog. Make sure to click on the right flag!

"Upon the enforcement of the land reform, the status of the villages became worst than the past and villagers for earning some breadcrumbs, they were deceived by the dazzling look and the misleading features of the cities and became suburban and lived in ghettos.
My family was also suffered in the village as others."

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Posted: August 14th, 2006
at 10:17am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: hood status,myninjaplease,too good to be true

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They Just Need a Chuck Norris Cabinet Position Next

"Votes for the "Chuck Norris Bridge" had attracted 8,725 votes or 11 percent by Tuesday morning, just ahead of those cast in favour of naming it after Hungarian humorist Geza Hofi and three times more than for Szent Istvan, founder of the state."

One of the few cowboys to grace that can actually mess.
Story via Reuters UK

[Ed: That Chuck Norris magic card is actually killin’ me.]

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Posted: August 10th, 2006
at 10:57am by Koookiecrumbles

Categories: life,celebrity,too good to be true

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